Green island in the North Sea
Boasts of masculinity
Redcoats conquered every land
For Britain all nations bent
Yet although built on warfare
There's a strange thing to declare
For of all its mighty kings
All those of whom the bard sings
The greatest weren't men at all
The queens' statues still stand tall
Boudicca, warrior queen
Empress Maud as can be seen
Cruel Mary, the bloody one
Elizabeth, the pale swan
And the mightiest of all
The world listened to her call
Victoria, the empress
In her pitch black widow's dress
Mightier than Gengiz Kahn
She sure is the greatest one