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Glesca Ramadan

By Talisker

08 August 2007

Nae nosh or fags til dark

Nae shaggin’ in the park

Git yur prayer mat oot ya bam

Git yur heid in yur Koran

Yoor gaun tae the Devil pal

Nuttin’ you dae is halal

Aywiz pumpin’ sumdae’s burd

Ay neglectin’ Allah’s wurd

Zat a Buckie boatle there?

Yoo ur pished! ye dinnae care!

Fine ye know yur meant tae fast!

Zat yoor banger? Geez a blast!

Oli 08/08/07

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Written by Fledermaus (4146 comments posted) 8th August 2007

Aimed at Scottish Muslims who don't do as Islam teaches them? There's a lot of those in the Netherlands as well. They call themselves Muslim, because their parents are, but I suspect they haven't even read a single letter of the Qu'ran...

Written by Phil (8763 comments posted) 8th August 2007

Didn't the Mars Bar go halal recently? A deep fried religious snack. Yummy. (How do you get halal confectionary anyway. Haribo do halal sweets too. I thought it was only meat from animals that had been slaughted in a particular way. Is there a priest in the Haribo factory blessing the sugared cola bottles?)

I don't know enough to comment properly, but like most religions some wear their observances/practices like a badge while screwing over anybody they like.

Just trying to imagine all the goats tethered in Sauchiehall Street towards the end of the month.

Always a bit of a jolt (and it shouldn't be) to hear minorities speak with a strong regional accent.

Liked this Oli. Different religion - same hypocrisy.

Phil.

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