A parody on the lyrics to the Kaiser Chiefs song - ‘I Predict a Riot'.

Might be funny for those of you who know the song.  

Those of you who don't:

a)       won't get it at all

b)       should go and get a copy as it's very good

c)       really should have better things to do with your time

Watching the doctors come for me
 

Swearing again, oh bloody
 

It's not my fault I'm so leery
 

And not that I'm twitching neither
 

My mouth I wish I could sweeten
 

Before I get done by a policeman
 

Then he would teach me a lesson
 

Ending up in the prison
 

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
 

Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
 

I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes
 

I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes
 

I don't mean to be arsy
 

I just can't help it, you see
 

It's not my fault, but fuck me
 

Not covering myself in glory
 

Bugger and Twat and Hard-on
 

Poo, Willy, Bum and Moron
 

I don't know why I was chosen
 

It's reprehensible
 

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
 

Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
 

I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes
 

I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes
 

And if there's anybody left in here
 

That really wants to hear me swear
 

Call a biker a fairy
 

Smashes my head in for me
 

No wonder that I'm so wary
 

And not comprehensible
 

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
 

Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala
 

I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes
 

I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes
 

And if there's anybody left in here
 

That really wants to hear me swear
 

I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes
 

I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes