Juvenile, rude, offensive, and gratuitously politically sniping.  It's all here in a short little package. :)

PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED.  It's rather ripe.

N.B.: if you haven't heard of it, The Forbin Project is a movie from the late 1960s in which two defense system supercomputers conspire to take over the world.

THE FORESKIN PROJECT
A QUICK AND DIRTY PARODY OF
THE FORBIN PROJECT
by
Andy Byers

THE PRESIDENT
Okay, would somebody please tell
me what I just sold Puerto Rico
off to Sweden to finance?

SNIVELING SCIENTIST
Oh, Mr. President! Such news!
We've just created the world's
largest dildo! We call it
COLOSSUS.

THE PRESIDENT
Awesome. Why?

GENERAL WHUPASS
We're gonna shove it right up the
Russians' ass!

THE PRESIDENT
I did not have sex with that
woman!

GENERAL WHUPASS
No, Mr. President, it's not
Congress. It's a national
security alert.

THE PRESIDENT
Well, what the fuck's going on?

COLOSSUS
(via overhead
teletype)
THERE IS ANOTHER DILDO

SNIVELING SCIENTIST
Oh, no, Mr. President! COLOSSUS
has detected that the Russians
have built a giant dildo too!

GENERAL WHUPASS
(reading from a
printout)
It says here the Russians have
called their dildo GUARDIAN, and
they intend to shove it up their
own ass so there'll be no room for
ours!

THE PRESIDENT
Those treacherous fucks.

THE PRESIDENT
Aw, Christ, now what? The Chinese
just create the world's biggest
coal-powered vibrator?

SNIVELING SCIENTIST
Sir! The dildos are talking to
each other! They've just teamed
up! They say they want to fuck
everybody in the world!

THE PRESIDENT
Well, they certainly have a keen
grasp of American foreign policy.

NARRATOR (V.O.)
Will the dildos fuck everybody in
the world? Will the President
come out of the closet? Will you
tune in next time to find out?
Tune in next time to find out!