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| Yakety Yak! (21st Century redux) | |
| By andybyers | ||||||||||||
| 27 August 2007 | ||||||||||||
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With apologies to The Coasters. :) Yakety Yak! (21st Century redux)Just cast your vote in this machineAnd it'll count it quick and clean If things go wrong election night This here machine'll make it right. Yakety yak! Dimpled chad. Saddam himself flew all the planes That brought the towers down in flames Then parachuted out of sight FOXNews announced the other night. Yakety yak! Don't learn jack. Your job is goin' overseas To strengthen our economy If you go bankrupt 'cause of that It's 'cause you're lazy and you're fat. Yakety yak! Don't smoke crack. Go join the Army or Marines And visit folks in other scenes And when you get into their town Well you can kill them if they're brown. Yakety yak! Let's attack. The President has got a plan To save world peace he'll bomb Iran We'll make them a democracy Just like Iraq or Afghanis. Yakety yak! S'wrong with that? Yakety yak, yakety yak Yakety yak, yakety yak Yakety yak, yakety yak
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