It's not hard,
a large barrel of water
that's all that's required,
best if it is fetid
some floating turds would do nicely,
tie his hands, push his head in
" that's it
  hold it, hold it, hold it"
Ok, some air, a couple of smacks
a few kicks, a few questions
then back in with him.

when the client
as had enough of his
midnight dips
he is to be questioned in
the most vigorous manner,
when satisfied with his answers
he must be thanked politely,
praised for his cooperation and
be allowed to pray,
he is then to be taken to
the killing wall.

see, it'snot hard,
a simple procedure,
a set procedure
not hard at all.