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By Talisker
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17 September 2007 |
On the white throne he sat,
reading the back of a shampoo bottle
for the umpteenth time.
The acts of reading and shitting
had become inextricably linked.
The latter now required the former.
He hoped in earnest that the converse
theorem would take some time to apply.
Oli 17/09/07
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Written by Phil (6635 comments posted) 17th September 2007 | Laugh? Almost soiled my boxers.
I have a novel (Half of a Yellow Sun) that is my exclusive reading for the loo at the moment. I do worry that if I ever take it to bed to read I may have a Pavlovian experience.
Phil |
Written by Fledermaus (3238 comments posted) 17th September 2007 | | White throne, now that's a nice description. Toilets are clearly the temple of scolarship. | Phil
Written by Talisker (1321 comments posted) 17th September 2007 | Pavlovian.
Perfect.
Oli |
Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 17th September 2007 | | Loved both the poem and Phil's review. Two for the price of one! |
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