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Forty One. Alone. No Gerbil
By TimCharigan
17 September 2007
   Forty-One. Alone. No Gerbil. 

Kev, an introspective sort
Not known for jokes or playing sport
Lived a life so dull, mundane
Enough to drive most men insane
Or so it seemed to those outside
His world, as none had ever spied
A sign of family, mates, or wife
His did seem a little life. 

But Kev was happy, even so
As what outsiders didn’t know
That in his house, in tiny pen
His sole mate lived, a gerbil, Ben.
The presence of this ball of fluff
For Kev was perfect; quite enough
To get him through the working day
As he felt needed, come what may 

The other thing that lit Kev’s fuse
Were stamps; for years he had enthused
About philately; a love
Which went with him like hand in glove
 
Of girls there had been a marked lack
(If we’re discounting Penny Black)
The closest thing he had as lover
A finely turned out first day cover 

By chance, Kev met a lively girl
Whose joie de vivre made his head whirl
No match for her, all teeth and smiles
Kev soon surrendered to her wiles
With fervour that did not abate
His hormones, roused, though somewhat late
Yelled ‘Carpe Diem’ rowdily
We’re off to learn biology 

Now Shakespeare was the man who told
Us all that glisters isn’t gold
But Kev, bewitched; felt ten feet tall
Prince Charming at his private ball
His wardrobe changed, no corduroy
Survived to clothe this lover boy
And out went his Joe 90 specs
Thought of himself as ‘Mr Sex’  

Soon Gwen asked him, “Why don’t we two
Share a house - chez nous will do.”
Oh, who’d believe -me - live in sin
Were Kevin’s views when she moved in.
But Gwen soon found she shared the house
With what she thought an obese mouse
Up with this I will not put'
She felt, and wanted Ben kaput 
So claiming some rare allergy
To pets per se, she soon made free
With faints and wheezing, sniffs and tears
All playing on poor Kevin’s fears

“I can’t stand pets, not dogs or cats

Aren’t gerbils just pretentious rats?
My health won’t take the status quo

So one of us will have to go”


So out went Ben; and then the three
Reduced by one; “Two’s company”
Chirped Gwen to Kev, “Now please don’t get
All melancholy; I’m your pet”
This cut was deep, the most unkind
Ben out of sight ‘though not of mind
Kev even - when entwined in bed
With Gwen, saw gerbils in his head 

But conquest over, Gwen soon bored
With Kev, who found himself ignored
Her distaste for him slowly grew
She looked around for someone new
The parting came, for Kev a shock
He never overcame the knock
He’d loved, but love’s not always fair
Feeling lost, he ceased to care 

And in depression’s deep abyss
Kev soon thought ‘No one would miss
Me if I simply wasn't here
No gerbil now, who'd shed a tear?'
At forty-one, with empty home
Felt he was in a cage alone
So with prescription sleeping pills
He found a way to end his ills

Reviews

Written by Phil (6828 comments posted) 17th September 2007
Entertaining, funny, sad. A good bit of rhyming verse. The rhythm triooed here and there, but an enjoyable read. 
 
Phil

Written by Fledermaus (3448 comments posted) 17th September 2007
Awww... 
A wonderful poem. And we can all learn something from it.

Written by Phil (6828 comments posted) 17th September 2007
That should say, 'tripped.'

Written by Lizzy (822 comments posted) 17th September 2007
Poor Ben, whatever happened to him. 
A very good poem which kept me smiling, - almost to the end. 
Lizzy
Aww dude...
Written by Dark_Angel (53 comments posted) 17th September 2007
I so wasn't expecting the ending. I love it though =] 
 
Great ryming... Poor Ben =[
Now, the ending .....
Written by Bagheera (683 comments posted) 17th September 2007
8) I thought quite clever! 
The reader STILL has to decide - WHO got the "prescription sleeping pills" .... Kev, or GWEN??? :eek
To Tim
Written by Josie (2823 comments posted) 18th September 2007
Somewhere a gerbil sits and ponders: 
"Was I not loved by Ben?" he wonders. 
 
What happened to him? Did he find love with a new family? Good read although the font was a bit small. 

Written by gutterkitty (362 comments posted) 18th September 2007
Hee lovely. A great little story. Felt it could have done with a few more full stops though, for ease of comprehension. 
My favourite line is "Aren't gerbils just pretentious rats?" 
Brilliant!
Love it!
Written by Talisker (1328 comments posted) 18th September 2007
Though it was mainly concerning a ger-i-ble 
This little story was far from being terr-i-ble 
Determined to kill yourself over are rodent? 
Ensure that those pills are sufficiently potent! 
 
 
Oli 
:grin
brilliant
Written by punchy (504 comments posted) 18th November 2007
Just found your poem and I love it, the humour and the rhythm.I wrote a poem about a doormouse called Derek on this site but now I have read yours I feel like giving up on my lame attempt at humour. I shall be reading any other posts you have submited.
Fantastic!
Written by Katanga (1374 comments posted) 10th September 2008
A wonderfully funny narrative poem! 
 
I had a friend who kept a picture of his goldfish, Percy, in his wallet. 
 
One day I found him in tears, and in response to my sympathetic enquiry said, "Percy's passed away - I'm gutted!" 
 
I had to stifle some serious giggles! 
 
Anyway, much enjoyed! 
 
Cheers! 
 
John

Written by Amelia (36 comments posted) 12th September 2008
oh god! the end was quite a shock! Pretty grim... everyone keeps calling it humorous, but I suppose you're all British, so that would explain the odd sense of humor. 
 
:grin  
 
Anyway, fantastic poem! Very entertaining and I can fully appreciate the effort that goes into that much rhyming verse.  
 
Amelia

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