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By andybyers
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23 September 2007 |
A moment in time from one of several different perspectives.
Christ, it’s hot.
Isn’t that always the way? Been living here for twenty-six years, and now I
hear they’re making this a four-way stop. I don’t know how many
fucking weeks of my life I’ve wasted sitting at this cocksucking stop
sign, but now that we’re moving next week, now they’re going to give me
a fucking break. It makes me want to pull the sign up, go down to city
hall, and beat one of those planning shitheads to death with in.
Jesus Christ, it’s hot.
Fuck,
I wish this traffic would give me a break. It’s always like this when
I want to turn left. Oh, look at this fucking guy. Enough of a gap
for me to turn, but that would prove he had no dick, so he’s going to
speed up and close it. You fucking asswipe. I hope something heavy
falls off a fucking bridge on you.
Fucking air conditioning. I’ve gotta, gotta, gotta get this piece of shit in to get looked at.
And
it’s not even my trip! She’s the one wants the goddamn pork chops this
evening. I am so fucking sick of fucking pork chops. If I see another
pork chop this month, I swear to God I’m gonna have to divorce her and
start fucking pigs or something. But is she the one sitting here
waiting for some douche bag to cut her a break? No, she’s at home with
the air conditioner and Reverend Sendmeabuck on TV. Okay — whoa. Hang
on. Here we go, here we go… I think I can make this…|
Lol shit...
Written by Dark_Angel (53 comments posted) 22nd September 2007 | | What guy hasn't had this moment? Man... I like it... Gonna go read the others! |
Written by Fledermaus (3238 comments posted) 23rd September 2007 | | Sure his name isn't Gordon Ramsay? That's one frustrated comuter... |
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