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Blue Tongue disease claims first human victim. |
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By Bottleblondesurfer
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24 September 2007 |
Well somone had to say it. I thought I'd get in first.
Apologies to Phil The government have been doing their best to quash fevered rumours and speculation that Gordon Brown has fallen victim to Blue Tongue disease.Eagle-eyed reporters claim to have noticed the colouring on his tongue and it was confirmed on a recent TV interview.
However, they claim it is not Blue Tongue in the conventional sense, as the cause can be traced back to the time Margaret Thatcher was invited to No 10 by a very obsequious Gordon, who claimed to be a big admirer, and it is suspected the admiration might have got a little too enthusiastic, causing the typical discolouration; this in addition to all the Tory polices he has been espousing is thought to be the cause.|
scary thought
Written by tall_pete (3 comments posted) 24th September 2007 | Not sure if 'blue tongue' or 'brown nose' is worse.
 | scary thought
Written by tall_pete (3 comments posted) 24th September 2007 | Not sure if 'blue tongue' or 'brown nose' is worse.
| HI Jane
Written by jean.day (2327 comments posted) 24th September 2007 | | Very clever. It would serve him right if his tongue got tainted with all the playing friends with the enemies that he has been doing lately. |
Written by Livinginanattic (466 comments posted) 24th September 2007 | I did wonder about that visit. He must have felt it was his 'bounden duty' to invite her. I'm sure he will now pass the condition on to all the sheep in his cabinet.
Cheers. |
Written by Phil (6845 comments posted) 24th September 2007 | Ergh, I shudder at the thought. It was bad enough thinking Dennis ever went near that beast of the devil.
Clever piece Jane. Enjoyed.
Beats JP's foot in mouth disease.
Phil. |
Written by Josie (2825 comments posted) 24th September 2007 | | So it was blue tongue that she gave him? Ah - I wondered what went on behind the closed doors mid-afternoon? I only hope that we don't see any of her policies in action again as I remember only too well what happened the first time round. |
Written by Fledermaus (3448 comments posted) 26th September 2007 | | Perhaps Labour suffers from a similar dissease, but it's not as visible, because tongues are red anyhow. For what I know of British politics though, the behaviour seems more in line with the Liberals? |
Written by coosh (888 comments posted) 3rd October 2007 | | Great idea, but too disgusting to contemplate. You've put me right off my muffin. How about something a little more palatable, like "Anal Sex Orgy II - This Time It's Personal". |
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