Editor’s conference – deciding on the front page headline.

Frank:  How about ‘Terror Tornado Trashes Towns’

Editor:  Starts well, not sure about the ending though

Frank:  ‘Global Warming Weather Warning’

Editor:  Not bad alliteration, not sure it tells the story to me

Frank:  ‘Roofs Wrecked, Cars Crushed, Trees Trashed’

Editor:  Maybe a bit less alliteration

Frank:  ‘Strong winds in England – some damage’

Editor:  Don’t be facetious, we’re not the Guardian

Frank:  ‘Come friendly tornados drop on Luton’

Editor:  I’m not sure that most of our readers would get it

Frank:  ‘Luton devastated by tornado – rejoicing in the streets’

Editor:  What’s wrong with Luton.  No, forget that, but quite a few of our readers come from there

Frank:  Maybe we had been do the usual then

Editor:  Ok, run with ‘Posh gets her tits out’ on the front page and bury the weather on page 7