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Flour of Scotland
By andybyers
25 September 2007
Prompted by Phil's "Fat of Scotland". :)  Oh, and my Scottish college buddy with whom I made... far, far too many pizza runs... alas.

O Flour of Scotland,

When will we eat

Your like again?

We drove and paid for,

Your wee bit crust and taste!

And rose to make it:

Proud pizzeria—

And sent us homeward,

Tae drink again.

Reviews

Written by Fledermaus (3321 comments posted) 26th September 2007
Heheheh... Oli has a lot to review I'd think. 
Playing around with national anthems, now that's a good idea :D

Written by Phil (6738 comments posted) 26th September 2007
Do they do deep fried pizza? (In batter)

Written by andybyers (171 comments posted) 26th September 2007
No. Never. In this country, pizza is never desecrated. It is a sacrament. 
 
Only fish is so treated. Adjoined by, as forever, "chips", as they are so-called only in this circumstance in North America. :)
Lol
Written by Dark_Angel (53 comments posted) 29th September 2007
Man, this sounds like something my buddy Josh would come up with... I love it.

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