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Father sues over BLUE PETER phone-in scandal |
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By woody44
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28 September 2007 |
Back gain briefly after a spell of illness and other projects. After reading this you may think I should have stayed away....
Jack Brickhead of Sunderland is claiming one hundred thousand pounds compensation from the BBC on behalf of his six year old son Tyrone.
`Tyrone has been completely traumatised and unable to speak, eat or go to the toilet since he heard that the phone-in to name a new kitten on `Blue Peter` was rigged,` said Jack today. `Our Tyrone spent all his fifty pounds pocket money ringing the program with his chosen name of Ecstasy, which he picked in memory of his big sister Wanda, who died tragically after falling down the steps of the `POP ONE INN` nightclub in the city.`
Jack has written to the Head of Children`s Entertainment for the BBC enclosing photos of a painfully thin Tyrone staring forlornly into his plate of nourishing tripe and pig`s trotters. `I don`t think one hundred thousand pounds is an unrealistic sum for ruining a young lad`s life,` said Jack. `My boy doted on `Blue Peter` especially that fit Indian bird, and this whole sorry episode has shattered his belief in television completely. Most nights he would sit up watching programs until one or two in the morning but now he takes himself off to bed sometimes before eight `o clock. Well it`s not healthy is it and I`m sure when the BBC realize what they have done to my lad they`ll be only too willing to cough up the dough so we can at least get one of them child physiologicalists to have a look at him..... |
Enjoyed Written by Livinginanattic (454 comments posted) 28th September 2007 | Tripe and pig's trotters - is that meant to be part of the Mackem diet???? No wonder he was off his food! But is all that money really enough to compensate for the loss of a lifetime's viewing pleasure? The Pop One Inn sounds like the New Monkey, which has been in the local press lately, regarding a court case involving drugs and an death which is uncannily like the one you described. I don't think it's been in the national news, so well spotted! I hope you're feeling better now. Cheers, Ben
| Written by Phil (6383 comments posted) 28th September 2007 | Yep, well observed. Some people will try their hand at anything. I could never stand Blue Peter anyway. I'm sure Baden Powell would have loved it. Phil | ey upppp! Written by Bagheera (679 comments posted) 28th September 2007 | Livinginanattic may not realise that the poor s**s o'er theeeere [tha knows, t'Yorkies on t'wrong side o' t' Pennines] consider tripe and pigs trotters the highest of haute cuisine???? On the other hand, nobody on THIS side of the same strategically important muntain range ever actually set pen [or quill] to parchment and signed anything confirming cessation of hostilities when the War of the Roses was SUPPOSED to have come to an end .... | Hi Woody Written by jean.day (2190 comments posted) 28th September 2007 | | I enjoyed this very much. I watched Blue Peter a lot when my kids were young - and I think I would have been upset as Tyrone - if my votes had not been taken into account. | Written by woody44 (760 comments posted) 30th September 2007 | thanks for all comments roger | Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3133 comments posted) 2nd October 2007 | Had to google this before I got it. What a weird situation!!You couldn't make it up but you could,obviously, send it up which you've done mercilessly. Avery sharp bit of writing,not only it is outrageously silly but oddly plausible too.I loved the kid's name too,says it all really. Good to see you back Jane | Written by coosh (822 comments posted) 3rd October 2007 | | Yes, we often forget how these fiascos affect all elements of society. Marvellous send-up, Woody, probably worth a Blue Peter badge in itself, if you send it into the programme... I trust you are making a speedy recovery. | Written by woody44 (760 comments posted) 3rd October 2007 | Thanks Jane. Are you having any success out there in the market place? Hello David. I`m sure if I got a Blue Peter badge our grandson would want to claim it. I`m on the mend as long as I remember to keep taking the tablets... Roger |
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