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Oranges are not the only fruit?
By Phil
29 September 2007
To be read with my accent.

A professor once said to wrapt bunch of students:
There’s nothing that rhymes with orange.
A hand at the back rose high in the air
And a voice blurted out, ‘Door ‘inge.’

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Written by Josie (2823 comments posted) 29th September 2007
Ha Ha - very funny. I guess it is pronounced dorange.

Written by Phil (6828 comments posted) 29th September 2007
Not quite Josie. 
 
Oringe and door 'inge. 
 
Thanks for reading. 
 
Phil
HI Phil
Written by jean.day (2323 comments posted) 29th September 2007
I've been trying to find a rhyme, but think maybe the professor is right. It reminded me of the song from Blondel - There's no rhyme for Richard. Great musical that - which didn't stay around long - but would be good for use in history lessons with kids. Tim Rice wrote the lyrics. I took my girls to see it in Manchester about 25 years ago.

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