Chalfonts - Chalfont St Giles - piles.
Me Chalfonts are givin’ us gyp.
They’re swinging round past us ‘ip.
I scream with great feeling
And raise up t’ceiling
When I get ‘um caught in me zip.
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Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 30th September 2007 |
Been there, done it, seen the film, worn the T-shirt and rote the dissertation.
Of course I wasn’t certain as to which Chalfonts you were alluding to???
Chalfont(s) could refer to:
Chalfont St Giles, in Buckinghamshire, England
Chalfont St Peter, in Buckinghamshire, England
Chalfont Common, in Buckinghamshire, England
Little Chalfont, in Buckinghamshire, England
Chalfont, Pennsylvania, borough located in Bucks County, Pennsylvania
Chalfont & Latimer station, a station on the London Underground Metropolitan Line which serves The Chalfonts
Lord Chalfont
And then there were the Chalfonts who used to live next door to me, total bastards!! I was pleased when they died unexpectedly from syphilis.
All the best,
Steve.
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Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3331 comments posted) 30th September 2007 |
Steve, I do think you are being a bit deliberately dumb, here. Phil did say which Chalfont he meant in the pre-amble and none of the others actually rhyme.
Get them caught in your zip!! blimey you get pretty bad ones when pregnant but I can't remember ever doing that.
I suppose like everything else in Yorkshire you do it bigger and better
Jane |
P.S
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3331 comments posted) 30th September 2007 |
| I'm working on it, Phil but I'm no good at the intellectual stuff |
Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 30th September 2007 |
BBS.
I don't do pre-ambles, foreplay and pillow talk is for girls!
And who are you callin' dumb? At least I'm a natural blond!!!! |
Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 30th September 2007 |
Oh yeah, BBS P.P.S.
Of course the others rhyme.
Chalfont St Giles, in Buckinghamshire, England
Chalfont St Peter, in Buckinghamshire, England
Chalfont Common, in Buckinghamshire, England
Little Chalfont, also in Buckinghamshire, England
Pure poetry in motion!!! Or is in Buckinghamshire, England. |
Written by gshelme (152 comments posted) 1st October 2007 |
Good grief, no wonder Yorkshire people walk funny!
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Poor Phil
Written by jean.day (2266 comments posted) 1st October 2007 |
| I think maybe Steve doesn't know that piles is what English people call haemmorrhoids. |
Funny!
Written by LynB (435 comments posted) 1st October 2007 |
Great poem, Phil. It must be if it can make me smile at the moment!
Piles are a pain in the arse, aren't they?! |
Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 1st October 2007 |
Of course I know what piles are!! English is my first language, as well as being my second, third and fourth language.
But what are haemmorrhoids???????
All the best,
Steve. |
Written by Fledermaus (3246 comments posted) 2nd October 2007 |
Ah. Cockney rhyming slang... I was beginning to fear I couldn't read English anymore, for I didn't understand a thing about it until I googled Chalfort St. Giles.
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