Round and round the mulberry bush

                    Until I feel quite dizzy

                    I fall and land on my mush

                    The whole world's gone fizzy

                    Sing a song of sixpence

                    Or is that twenty p

                    I don't know the difference

                    So I'll have a cup of tea

                    Baa baa black sheep

                    You really are quite cool

                    Very hip and trendy

                    Spare us a bit of wool

                    Jack and Jill went up the hill

                    But Jill was in a mood

                    Jack blamed it on the pill

                    So Jill said he was rude

                    Twinkle twinkle little star

                    You've got the X factor

                    You'll need to buy a bigger bra

                    Size really does matter

                    The Grand Old Duke of York

                    Has lost all of his men

                    He really is a sad old dork

                    He's off his face again   

                         
                    Humpty dumpty sat on the wall
                   
                    He really should have known better
                   
                    Pushed, but made to look like a fall
                    
                    And he wasn't wearing a sweater