Dear Tech Support:



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower

and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable

programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby

4.3 and Cricket 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the

system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:



First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Try entering the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to download Tears 6.2,

which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as

designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications

Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above

application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy

Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.



WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.



CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a

supported application and will crash

Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory

and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying

additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally

recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie

7.7.



Good Luck,







Tech Support