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Written by fellpony
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04 October 2007 |
Terrible Spoonerism, allegedly perpetrated inadvertently by announcer Charlotte Greene of the BBC ... in response to Phil's "pole dancing cherry".
Three boats out of Dover were having a race.
The tug to the dinghy said, “Is that a wherry?”
The third’s instant rage wiped the smile from his face.
“Oh, no,” said the dinghy, “a cross flannel cherry.”
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Written by Josie (2825 comments posted) 4th October 2007 | | Ha ha - very good. I love the idea of a cross flannel cherry. Something to wear on your chest during winter months I expect. | Written by Phil (6845 comments posted) 4th October 2007 | Glad my 'poetry' inspires something. Old Spike would have enjoyed this one. Phil. | So many Written by patterjack (1328 comments posted) 5th October 2007 | Spoonerisms have been favourites of mine since I was very young , when I learned the difference between a war horse and a cart horse. Possibly the best committed on air in Oz came from one of our highly ( and rightly so ! ) respected newsreaders -- James Dibble, who solemnly announced that person X had been bitten on the funnel by a finger-web spider* There may be others more vulgar by far but he has never lived that one down. patterjack |
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