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By Phil
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06 October 2007 |
Dogs’ bottoms.
Sucking on lemons is not recommended
As facial expressions are often amended.
A model with yearnings and designs of stardom
Should avoid a face like a wrinkled dog’s bottom.
Dogs’ bottoms II
Not a place to stick your face
Unless you’re of the canine race
For then the whiff gives you a kick
And prompts a tasty Pavlovian lick.
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Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 6th October 2007 | You're getting worse!  |
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3351 comments posted) 6th October 2007 | I've had this problem with a bit of bacon which is stuck in my ear and I just wonder can if it can be cured.
Jane | Hi Phil
Written by jean.day (2279 comments posted) 6th October 2007 | | Don't you wonder what goes through a dog's brain when they are sniffing each other up. I expect the smell reflects their last meal - so a dog who gets a regular diet of tasty tidbits rather than boring dog food, might well emit a different sort of perfume. | It seems
Written by Josie (2785 comments posted) 7th October 2007 | | It seems to me, Phil, that you've been studying very strange subjects. I've never seen a wrinkled dog's bottom. They have always seems to me to be rather "dainty". May I suggest that now you've got these particular subjects off your hairy chest, you move on to sweeter subjects? ha ha. Halloween's coming. How about a spooky poem? |
Written by Phil (6713 comments posted) 7th October 2007 | Dainty!?
I have to confess, I'm not an expert - but dainty?
I don't have a hairy chest, but there's more on it yet (I'm afraid.)
Spooky poem. Is a marrow a fruit though? A vegetable, I think.
Phil. |
Written by Fledermaus (3279 comments posted) 7th October 2007 | | Heheheh... What to comment on this? | I must say,
Written by audrie (451 comments posted) 7th October 2007 | Phil,
Your poems have dwelt in the nether regions, lately!!
Not that I can talk after my Night School!
Why are you talking of marrows for Hallowe'en? I know they are the same family as pumpkins but whoever heard of a marrow being carved into a face??
Of course, it could be one who was miserable with a long face! Sorry! |
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