Wham bam  thanks ma'am spam.

If  the spam about lengthening that I receive
could be taken for granted as the literal truth
my member could then stretch, would you believe,
from my city of Sydney to  that place called Duluth,
Minnesota.

But because then its use would become such a strain
I could carefully call on the aid of  Viagra ;
but then faint from the loss of all blood to the brain  
as it flooded below like the falls of Niagara
Ontario, Canada.

And so at my age I find it quite tricky
(because I've a heart that's gone under the knife)
using drugs that would make its chances quite dicky
and most likely shorten the span of my life
here on earth.

I intend not to fall for this internet con
so my attitude hence will remain fairly quizzical
and before I permit myself to be put upon
I'll eschew those delights that are no more than physical
here in bed.

Indeed I  am  old , though not all  that wise
and would love to discover a fountain of youth.
But the internet whores seeking males of great size
only get the answer from this person uncouth
Give over. *

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