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You're So B.D.D. ........
By Bagheera
08 September 2005

Listening to a Radio 4 prog this week about a much-misunderstood illness (BDD) which has been identified, I couldn't help thinking of a certain song .....

..... so with apologies to the original artiste  (and hopefully not offending anyone who suffers from/knows someone else who suffers from) this problem ......


Chorus

You're so Bodily Dimorphic Disorderly

You probably think this song is about you

You're so Bodily Dimorphic Disorderly

Why can't you see the image that's true? Why can't you? Why can't you?

1)

Well you looked into a mirror

And you didn't like what you saw

You see a too-long nose, or your ears are too big

Or you don't like the shape of your jaw

But to those of us who love you, girl

You're perfect just as you are

And all the time, you know I'd be your partner, I'd be your partner (Oh ....)

Chorus

2)

Your lips are so exciting

Not pumped up full of that botox crap

And your smile is so inviting

'Cos your teeth ain't been polished and capped

Your eyes they shine so naturally

Especially when you look at me

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee (And ....)

Chorus

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Written by employee2-4601 (37 comments posted) 20th September 2005
My sides have been well and truly split! 
This is great!

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