With a little nod to "The Gift of the Magi" by O Henry ...
It was while packing and throwing-out the last of the papers that I saw the advert: Hair wanted. A company that made wigs would pay for good quality, long hair.
I was twenty three and almost broke. It was the end of my last university year, hot high summer, and the streets of Chester were congealed with tourists and dust. I had one suitcase of clothes, two big bags of papers and files and books, and a job waiting in the Lake District, over a hundred miles away.
My education had been completed under increasing financial strain, because my father had retired through ill health, and my brother too had set off to university. I had just enough money to take me ten miles home, and while I knew I could borrow the Lake District coach fare from Mum, I was reluctant to ask for yet more help. It seems silly now to have been so worried over the lack of those few pounds. But back then in the 1970s I knew all about money being tight.

Well, what about that advert? My hair was thick and curly and it reached nearly to my waist. It also took twice as much shampoo as anyone else’s and had a mind of its own, like a judge’s wig. Did I need to keep it? No contest. I booked an appointment with the hairdresser. I explained how I wanted the hair taken off and preserved. I pretended I was going to have a wig made for myself, so they wouldn’t know how poor I was feeling. They happily styled me with the short, tomboy cut I’ve kept to ever since, the sort you can simply run a hand through and know it will look okay.
I parcelled up the hair and posted it with a note of my Lake District address. I went home and startled my family with my new short hair. Then I borrowed the coach fare from my mother with a promise to repay her when the hair remuneration arrived, and off I went to work for £4 a week: pocket money, bed and board, and tips.
I sweated a fair few times, worrying that the parcel might go astray, or that the firm might not bother to pay when the goods were already theirs. But, pay they did, eventually. However, even long, thick hair doesn’t weigh very heavy, and its value by weight was not quite twice the cost of cutting the hair and posting it. My profit was less than one week’s bar tips.
Two good things came out of the episode, though.
My mother never asked for her loan to be repaid. I probably should have known that would be the case. And one of the young men who’d ignored my longhaired persona for the previous three summers suddenly began to come up to the bar and offer to buy me drinks. He’s now been my husband for over thirty years, and I think he’s forgotten that I ever had long hair.
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Written by Phil (6713 comments posted) 30th October 2007 |
God, what I'd do for a full head of hair - of any length. Enjoyed this Sue. I always thought you were a native Cumbrian, but this suggests otherwise. How did you get all that hair under a horse helmet? Beware writing about nostalgia - it's hard to stop. Phil. |
Written by tpowell (105 comments posted) 30th October 2007 |
Enjoyed this Sue, it reminded me of Jo in Little Women - who is my favourite - when she got all her hair cut off to raise money. Tracey. |
ta Written by fellpony (1608 comments posted) 31st October 2007 |
Phil - fitting hair under a helmet is easy. You buy a bigger size. And I was born in Cheshire (you know - Cheshire born and Cheshire bred, strong in't arm and thick in't 'ead.) Moved up to Cumbria permanently at the end of this piece! |
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3351 comments posted) 31st October 2007 |
Well done for such a sensible title. I'm so glad you decided against some outrageous pun like hair raising or hair apparent like most of the hairdressers round here. I refuse to go to them on principle. What a quirky and interesting tale,all the more so for being real. I do think that they scammed you on the hair. I'm sure it was worth more than that. Still all's well that ends well. I had a friend who did something similar; cut her long hair punky short and it changed her personality with it. Really interesting jane |
Sold.£50.00 Written by gerardconnolly (1186 comments posted) 31st October 2007 |
What an engaging tale, Sue. I really do think non fiction is something you do rather well. Its that chatty, conversational style that does it for me. No pretence storytelling and not trying to be clever. Yup. I liked it. Would fill a hole in a magazine for £50. Slan!
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Agreed ...... Written by Bagheera (683 comments posted) 1st November 2007 |
All the above, and more - particularly GC's comment. Quite honestly, when I saw the header I thought he was going to say that £50 is probably the LEAST you could expect for your troubles at today's prices ........ |
Wha, thank-ya Written by fellpony (1608 comments posted) 1st November 2007 |
| I must do some research to find suitable "holes" it might fill. In the meantime, re non fiction, but in a poetic structure, cast an eye over http://www.greatwriting.co.uk/content/view/11049/78/, "granny's been resurfaced" (Bags, you needn't - you'll be writing your own shortly, VBG). |
To Phil Written by Josie (2785 comments posted) 3rd November 2007 |
| I can accommodate you Phil: I had my long chestnut hair cut when I was a teenager and my mother kept it. I didn't know that, but after she died, we found it in a little plastic children's handbag which I had when a child. She had kept it all those years. Hair never rots away and is as beautiful and shiny as the day I had it cut. I just look at it and then look at what colour it has changed to now, and I could weep. Now, Phil: What is the cost of hair today and would you like long chestnut hair for a change? A really good subject Sue - thank you so much. |
Written by Fledermaus (3281 comments posted) 3rd November 2007 |
A husband instead of money. Not that bad at all. And if you take Gerard's suggestion it would still bring in some money too (quite a lot actually). One thing isn't fully clear to me though: You were about to start with a job. Job means money. So did your parents need that money back so urgently, did you just not like the idea of borrowing money or would you perhaps have your hair cut off anyways? |
the job, Batty, Written by fellpony (1608 comments posted) 3rd November 2007 |
was pocket money - £4 a week didn't go very far I'm afraid. But I wanted to learn the work - it's where I started with horses.
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Written by johniebg (538 comments posted) 8th November 2007 |
| A really enjoyable read. Nostalgia is addictive. Ironically alot of wigs are now made from horse hair, although a large proportion of hair also comes from Eastern europe. Hair is apparently stronger out those parts. |
Put to good use.. Written by woody44 (775 comments posted) 11th November 2007 |
I really enjoyed this Sue. And I`m sure your contribution, however small, helped countless people, who, like my wife had to have a wig for a while after she had undergone the dreaded Chemo. A lovely natural wig it was too..Like having a `new` wife! nice piece Roger |
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