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| FAT CAT | |
| By punchy | ||||||||
| 30 October 2007 | ||||||||
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I'm a cat, and that's that,
I don't sit on a mat, Cos my backsides enormous, And covered in fat, It spills over the edges, And catches and wedges, Which isn't that comfy So I'll stick to my bed, I used to be a tabby, But now I'm just smelly, And all of my dangly bits are just scabby, I'm moulting, insulting, I'm covered in fleas, And the only bit that's still hairy, Is the back of my knees, But that's matted and itchy, And sore underneath, where nobody grooms me, And I cannot reach, Its very well feeding me, Billions of treats, But food is my comfort, And loves what I need, So next time you catch yourself filling my face, Just stop there and look, I'm a total disgrace!
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