I'm a kid robot in a Earthling school,

Always standing out and never being cool.

I already know everything that's being taught.

How I hate being a robot.

Last time I tried playing a video game,

I could see through walls and had auto-aim.

I beat the other team 200 – nil.

How I hate being a robot.

Once we went looking for stars,

But I had technology that's on par

With the best telescopes invented on Earth.

How I hate being a robot.

Another time I entered a math contest,

And I was easily the best.

Finished the hour test in 'bout 5 minutes.

How I hate being a robot.

Last time a guy tried to be my friend,

I babbled to him 'till he bent.

He ran off and joined a major gang.

How I hate being a robot.

Then the gang tried to jump me,

Not knowing I had a library of karate, see?

I smashed and slapped 'till they were all dead.

Thought I found my fun there.

I went on some killing sprees,

Murdering even the birds and the trees.

I thought I found my destiny.

How I love being a robot.

Then the army, air force came.

They brought up tanks and stealthy planes.

I used physics to destroy all I could,

But they still caught me

They took me to a colossal room.

And they just made the room go boom.

I was naught but scrap metal.

How I love being a robot.

Finally, I found my destiny. To be scrap metal.