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Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 7th November 2007 |
Hello Russ.
An interesting idea but I’m not sure how it will be received.
Most of the women he’s known sound fit, is he a breast man?
I can relate to measuring time in P60’s - my how the years fly by! And there's you, only 11!!!
All the best,
Steve. 6’2” 12.11.56 + 07.08.57 = 2 + 2 @ 10 & 12 NWMTG£27,000 APR6.7 (none of which is true!)
P.S. Never disclose your pin number.
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Written by Fledermaus (3306 comments posted) 7th November 2007 |
| For an instant I thought it was some sort of 1337-speak, but if it is I can't decode it. |
Written by Phil (6730 comments posted) 7th November 2007 |
Great idea, though not sure if it works in practise.
Phil. |
Written by maipenrai (783 comments posted) 7th November 2007 |
| no idea what this is about, I must be a simple person. |
Written by maipenrai (783 comments posted) 7th November 2007 |
got to ask the question, how in any way this be poetry??
Simple Bernie |
Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3362 comments posted) 7th November 2007 |
| I'm grateful to Bernie for his comment, I thought it was just me. If this is poetry then I'm a small village in the Cotswolds?? |
Written by tpowell (105 comments posted) 7th November 2007 |
Hi
Had to read this several times before I got it, there's still bits I don't understand but I get the general idea.
I think it's very clever, measuring a man's life through numbers and symbols but it took me a while to decode it, could you please post an explanation or key so I can understand all of it? Or would that be defeating the object of the exercise?
Tracey |
Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 8th November 2007 |
Let’s see if I get this right
30.07.21 + 21.09.22 (mum and dad have) 1-2-1 (sex)
I’m born on (01.08.56) M (a boy, weighing in at) 7£ (blood type) ANEG
(Between the ages) 5-11 (I do reading, writing and arithmetic) RRR (took my eleven plus)11+ (got eight ‘O’ levels and four ‘A’ levels) 8 O 4 A
1-2-1 (sex with 5 young ladies) 36-24-36 / 35-25-36 / 34-26-38 / 36-25-34 / 36-22-35
I’ll let someone else have a go at the rest.
It may not be poetry (but then what poetry is?) yet it’s still a clever idea. My Life - Abridged.
Maybe we should scrap the village and have an experimental room.
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Written by punchy (500 comments posted) 8th November 2007 |
| This one really rhymes! |
EXPLANATION
Written by russ11 (2 comments posted) 9th November 2007 |
Thanks to everybody for their very helpful comments. Have made one or two changes as a result.
The story/decode is as follows.
His parents born 30.07.21 etc have relations and 266 days of gestation later he is born on 01.08.56 Male 7 lbs etc.
Then follows early education (the three Rs) leading to 11+ and O and A levels.
Then some sexual adventuring leading to Leeds General Infirmary STD clinic.
Gets a 2:2 degree.
Unemployded (UB40) and then first job (P45) and bank account (sort code 40-27-15 and a/c no), tax code (451L), nat ins no (YX etc), driving licence no, car registrationi and first year P60 and salary.
Two years pass.
Love and marriage by which time he is 5'7'' 140 lbs etc marrying 07.11.57 etc. They get a 2 up 2 down house with a £135,000 mortgage, post code LS8 1AG, and 2.4 little ones ie kids.
Lots of years working until DSS pension.
On 21st November 07 gets the 125 train at 0725am to Kings Cross, 747 jet from London Heathrow to New York JFK. Sleeps on arrival. Then late at night goes to a 24/7 ATM inputs his 16 digit credit card and PIN to get $120. Then shot with a .357 Magnum sustaining a GSW. His money is stolen ($0) and someone calls 911 emergency services. Gets taken to the ER and then to the Intensive Care Unit but his blood pressure is falling, not long after it reaches BP 50/20 he dies ie flatlines (_____ ).
RIP and No Further Action hence the omega symbol.
Last line has to be read upside down.
Thanks again for all the input. Much appreciated. |
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