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Black Peter
By Fledermaus
20 November 2007
Warning: Dutch kids are NOT allowed to read this piece.

Black Peter is the helper of Saint Nicholas, the Dutch version of Santa (or rather the other way around: Santa is the American version of Saint Nicholas). Every now and then some people start complaining about his image, which appearantly reminds them of the trans-Atlantic slave trade, even though Black Peter predates that...



Maaike smeared the black make-up over her face.

" Use more", Jan said, " Now you like an American football player or a commando. Your whole face should be pitch black."

" I know. It's just... I suddenly realize what problem some people seem to have with it. Here I am, a white girl trying to play a black guy and..."

" Not a black guy. Black Peter isn't black. It's because of the ashes and the chimney. In fact he's an Italian."

" If that was the case, I could just as well do with less make up. I personally believe the Moor-theory."

Karin looked at the two of them.

" He's neither a chimney-sweeper, nor a Moorish slave. Saint Nicholas is based upon Germanic mythology and the Wild Hunt. Peter represents the ravens."

" Always sinister, Goth girl?"

" No it's true. You can look it up on the internet."

" So why the curly wig and the Surinamese accent?"

" The wig is because he's Italian", Jan said.

" And the accent?"

" That's because some people, like you believe he is a black guy, which he is not."

" So he has no accent?"

" If he has one it's either Spanish or Italian."

" Or Turkish", Karin suggested," For Saint Nicholas is Turkish."

" What? He's Spanish!"

" No. He's from Myra. That's in Turkey."

" Wait, so we have a Turkish saint, who lives in Spain and his servant is either a Moor, an Italian chimney-sweeper or an ancient Germanic raven?"

" That's right."

" So where do the boat and the horse come in?"

" The horse is Sleipnir, Wodan's eight legged steed."

" He's called Americo, and he has four legs."

" Whatever..."

" And the boat?"

" I don't know. Perhaps this year he arrives by plane?"

" Sounds to me as if Santa is a lot easier to understand."

" Indeed", Jan remarks," He is just a fat elf who lives in Greenland."

" Or in Finland!"

" Greenland!"

Reviews

Written by rui (150 comments posted) 20th November 2007
Mithrae Invicto ;)  
 
All these people worshipping the sun gods at winter solstice must work, though, because summer has never failed to follow winter... 
 
Nice piece, quite fun and I learned from it; only with the third character I got confused as to who was speaking when.

Written by Fledermaus (3492 comments posted) 20th November 2007
Thanks rui, 
I was a bit worried the introduction of a third character might cause confusion, appearantly it did :-/  
I think the main theory of santa's evolution is as follows: 
1. Ancient Germanic Wodan riding through the clouds and giving things to the poor via the hole in the roof of their huts. 
2. Christianity mixed up Saint Nicholas with the pagan god and have him ride his horse over the roofs. 
3. Some American writers and Coca Cola mispronounce the sain't name, turn it into Santa Claus and replace the horse with raindeers.

Written by tpowell (105 comments posted) 20th November 2007
I enjoyed this, it certainly taught me some things I didn't know. When do you open your presents? Christmas day like Britain or Christmas Eve like Germany? 
 
I am very glad we open ours on Christmas Day because my son was born on Christmas Eve (11 weeks early btw) so at least he still gets to have two lots of presents, even if he does have to wait a whole year to get them! 
 
Tracey

Written by Fledermaus (3492 comments posted) 20th November 2007
Thanks Tracey. 
Actually we do not open the presents at Christmas :grin saint Nicholas' festival is at december 5. Actually his saint's day is at december 6, but the evening before is 'pakjesavond' (presents eve). 
Strangely enough little kids get their presents from Saint Nicholas and Black Peter themselves, while grown-ups give eachother 'surprises', which are presents wrapped up in strange ways and accompanied by simple poems.

Written by Lizzy (828 comments posted) 21st November 2007
Yes I enjoyed this, liked the 'banter'. I also learned from it. 
Lizzy

Written by stevetroster (1600 comments posted) 21st November 2007
I will echo Lizzy's words. Loved the banter. 
I have a very clear image in my mind of what black Peter looks like. 
Do you get League of Gentlemen in Holland? If not, go to youtube and search 'League of Gentlemen - Papa Lazarou - part1'. 
 
"You're my wife, now."  
 
All the best, 
Steve.

Written by Fledermaus (3492 comments posted) 21st November 2007
Thanks Lizzy and Steve. 
Lizzy: I must write more about Saint Nicholas one of these days. I promissed Josie to do so, for appearantly it's nearly unknown outside of the Netherlands, Belgium and some (former) colonies :-) 
 
Steve: I'll check the film you mention, for we don't have that series here. There are also some articles on wikipedia about Black Peter, though I presume that considering the time of the year they'll probably be vandalized by overly politically correct people. As a kid I liked Black Peter a lot more than the saint himself, yet some people claim children are scared of him... Well perhaps they should look at what the Bavarian Saint Nicholas is accompanied by!

Written by Phil (6963 comments posted) 21st November 2007
Almost a script here. Educated and entertained! 
 
Phil

Written by Fledermaus (3492 comments posted) 23rd November 2007
Thanks Phil :-)

Written by Gill21 (566 comments posted) 24th November 2007
I enjoyed this, learnt a little something. I did know that in Holland there are two christmas days, the main one being before 25th dec, as i have a dutch friend, but i didn't know about Black Peter. Entertaining read with good, flowing dialogue :)

Written by Fledermaus (3492 comments posted) 24th November 2007
Thanks Gill. 
Black Peter is to Siant Nicholas what the elves are to Santa. Yet unlike the elves, Black Peter is controversial. I certainly hope the politically correct lobby doesn't get it their way with their coloured Peters, for Peter has always been black and the racism argument is nonsense, for as a kid I liked Black Peter a lot more than Saint Nicholas: The Saint was the one with the big book and the beard, who knew everything and thus was automatically a little scary. Black Peter was the guy who just wanted to make fun.
Hi Fledermaus
Written by jean.day (2366 comments posted) 24th November 2007
I too enjoyed reading this. I think i know something about Saint Nicholas - but will wait your greater knowledge on the subject.

Written by Fledermaus (3492 comments posted) 24th November 2007
Hi Jean, as a Dutch-American you should know who he is! After all, it's the Dutch-americans who turned him into Santa Claus :-) 
I promised Josie to write on the subject, but allthough there is so much to tell, it seems I lack inspiration at the moment.  
Until I realized how exotic it must be for someone from outside the Netherlands, I hadn't even thought about how big it actually is. Special sweets, special poems, special ways of wrapping up presents, decorations in the street, even entire TV series and a huge arrival. He's more popular than the queen herself!
Hi Fledermaus.
Written by gshelme (152 comments posted) 25th November 2007
Enjoyed this, thought you captured the confusion of differing versions very well.  
 
And you have introduced me to a character I didn't know existed. I shall go and google. 
 
Gill :)
Now, the truth of the matter is - - - -
Written by Josie (2847 comments posted) 25th November 2007
In Skipton they have a Mediaeval day before Christmas. Everyone dresses in mediaeval dress, and Santa? What does he dress in? Oh, the same old costume as last year. I was there with a little girl and on the way back to the car, at the end of the event, we walked back past the gaily lit barges on the canal, and, guess what??? She definitely saw Santa Claus (or St Nick, etc) sitting on a barge with a glass of beer in his hand. So the truth is that he comes from Skipton and lives on a barge. Please don't tell the children that I told you though.

Written by Fledermaus (3492 comments posted) 25th November 2007
Thanks Gill and Josie, 
Gill: Santa confuses people too: Does he come from Greenland, the Northpole or Finland (especially Lappland) ? :p 
 
Josie: Nooooo! :eek

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