Today saw the rise of baked beans hit the roof, as heinz chief keith ticklebean sold 50%
of his 55% shares to famous prankster jeremy beadle, thus making the brand even popular.
Experts say that the move will increase sales and revenue by double next year, but gives
a stark warning to other brands such as "uncle rippers aussie baked beans" as to how they will
compete in the world of beans. Heinz have already sold t-shirts, posters, dvd's cups etc.
We caught up with jeremy beadle today and he had this to say, "I am so thrilled to have taken over at heinz
who with my backing and managment will be bigger than microsoft, and hopefully we will get the go
ahead to make a tv station on sky plus called "bean city television", that will encourage a new fan
the midget who have difficulty swallowing the bean. We have come up with the midget friendly easier
to swallow bean, thank you".So it seems that heinz will be more than a bean and sause comany
providing television, radio, space expadition,and porn.