mistletoe ascending
 run for your lives
here come the men
 and their unhappy wives
 scarper, vacate
 run for the door
they won't get the message
  don't glare or ignore

As far as they see
 every woman and skirt
Is a target for slobber
 a roll in the dirt
Groping and winking
and one eyebrow raised
If one girl impressed
I'd be truly amazed

If they tell you a joke
For Gods sake don't laugh
For them that's a signal
for grabbing your arse
Don't get me wrong
It's not that I'm prude
I just can't bare men
When I dance in the nude