OH DIDDLY, OH CONNOR
‘TIS G'PA
‘TIS ME
AGAIN IN THE NITE TIME
WITH BAD-RHYMING POME'TRY
AND WITH TIME FOR A LINE-OR-FIVE
TIDDLY POM
HOORAY

A TWODERFUL DAY
IT HAS BEEN THREEDAY
WITH SUNSHINE AND SHOWERS
NOT LASTING FOR (FIVE?) HOURS
BUT WITH TIME FOR A LINE-OR-FIVE
TIDDLY POM
HOORAY

BY NOW YOU CAN GUESS
I AM SO SLEEPY-LESS, THAT
I REALLY DO THINK
THAT UNLIKE A FINK
IT'S A GOOD TIME
FOR A LINE-OR-FIVE
TIDDLY POM
HOORAY

THREEDAY IS THE DAY
THAT A PICTURE I SENT
TO YOUR MUM AT THE OFFICE
FOR HER AM-USEY-MENT,
WHILE SHE WORKS AWAY
FOR A LINE-OR-FIVE
TIDDLY POM
HOORAY

‘TIS A PICTURE OF BEARLY
THE POOH OF A HUM,
A WINNIE TYPE HUNNY
SITTING ON HIS
LINE-OR-FIVE
TIDDLY POM
HOORAY

THE PUNCHLINE IS
SCREAMINGLY
FUNNY THREE SEE,
JUST IMAGINE YOUR MUMMY
A CHUCKLE AWAY
FROM A LINE-OR-FIVE
TIDDLY POM
HOORAY

AS BEARLY GETS HUMMY
AND HUNNY JAR HURRIES
TO EMPTY ITSELF
INTO BEARLY'S RUM-TUMBLY
WHILE G'PA CONTINUES
HIS LINE-OR-FIVE
TIDDLY POM
HOORAY

RIGHT NOW IT IS CATTING
WITH RAIN AND DOGS POURING,
AND SOMEWHERE A BUDGIE
IS TWEETFULLY SNORING, AT
G'PA'S LINE-OR-FIVE
TIDDLY POM
HOORAY

IN BACK OF OUR GARDEN
A SNAIL HELMET CRAWLIES
AROUND ON OUR FLOWERS
IT'S TEETH MAKING HOLE-IES,
AND ALL THE WHILE MY
LINE-OR-FIVE
TIDDLY POM
HOORAY
GETS MORE SNORIES! (ARE YOU ASLEEP YET?)

I HEAR YOU HAVE TEETHIES
TO TEST ON THE SEAT OF
WHATEVER YOU FIND THAT
IS SOFT-ENOUGH-TO
KEEP OFF, MY LINE-OR-FIVE
TIDDLY POM
HOORAY

SO PLEASE DO REMEMBER
YOUR SISTER HAS
FINGERS,
NOT FERNS THAT GROW WILD
YOU CAN CHEW OFF
AND LINGER,
TO PASS AWAY TIME WHILE YOU
TEST OUT YOUR TEETHIES ON
MY LINE-OR-FIVE
TIDDLY POM
HOORAY

I THINK I HAVE BORED YOU
ENUFF FOR ONE NIGHT
SO HEAR COMES THE END OF
MY LINE-OR-FIVE
TIDDLY POM.
HOORAY!!