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| By tat_2man | ||||||||||||
| 30 November 2007 | ||||||||||||
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I make fun but if you have a disorder get help. Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Hotline. Please listen closely to your options.
Press 1 if you are passive/aggressive then sit down and stop that whining….no I’m sorry I really didn’t mean that. I love you.
Press 2222222222222222222222222 if you are obsessive/compulsive.
Press 3 if you are paranoid/delusional then hang up because we know who you are and we are coming to get you.
Press 4 & 5 if you have split personalities.
Press 6 if you are severely depressed. No one cares anyways.
Press 7 if you have Alzheimer’s...and we'll tell you what you need to know over and over again.
Press 8 if your fat ass is anorexic.
Press 9 if you think you have Tourettes you god@#$^%, stupid^&*(^^, I ought to kick your @$$.
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