I thought I had the "X-Factor"
but my voice just hurts my ears,
I turned to "Simply Ballroom Dancing"
but that just lead to tears.
Tried my luck on game shows
but had no time to think,
As I was told by vulger Ann
"You Are The Weakest Link."
So telly's not for me
but thats not a major blow,
I'm sure that someone with my looks
would suit the radio.