Regrets

For overextending the household debts

For disregarding my several pets

For overspending on various jets

For complaining when my grandbaby wets

For underplaying at tennis sets

For repeatedly hitting balls into the nets

For demanding time for programmes on vets

For making sure my wants are my gets

For eating way too many bagettes

For also enjoying a lot of croquettes

For all these things, I offer regrets.