Liverpool footballers are having part of their huge personal wealth
redistributed by the criminal classes, what would happen if our noble
lads in Blue decided to reverse raid the PM's home?
Oh, and a sideswipe at the Home Office, such an easy target.
Whilst he was away on a European fixture in Lisbon, Portugal, villains
targeted the home of Gordon Broon the centre forward of
Brit United.
The heavily fortified house and security guards failed to stop the
miscreants who entered the family home under the cover of darkness. The
Broons discovered the break in the following day, but here the tale
takes a bizarre twist as nothing of any value was stolen, rather an
item was left behind.
Police are not revealing what this item is but we have obtained
information from a reliable source in the force who said “A piece of
plain white paper was stuck to Mr Broons fridge door with a Wee Iron
Laddie magnet bearing the legend ‘Give us the 0.6% or else!’.”
The police are taking the matter very seriously and are expected to make arrests…..eventually.
When the security staff who were supposed to protect Mr Broons home
were questioned by our reporter about the break in they looked baffled
and repeatedly answered “Shén me?” in a suspiciously foreign accent.
Only registered users can rate and write comments.
Please login or register.
