I just want to make
another year,
another time of Christmas Cheer.

on the piss,
had a grope
got a crack across me head.

been down town
most of day, me and
lads from the shed.

the Gorse is calling
 now, those bars
just waiting for us props.

twirling, whirling, trying to dance
fell on me arse
just for a laugh.

Christmas Cheer yet again,
pissed me pants and
had right good puke.

Merry Christmas Manchester !!
what a load of shite
yet again.