The Willows is alive and kicking
with drunks and punks and
low life skunks and
bling bling boys a many,
the musics loud, the laughter wild and
drunken delight is the
game tonight.

The Kings alive
up on stage singing love songs with
Mickey Mouse and Old Bill Bailey
who won't be going home tonight,

in the corner by the lights
Donald Duck and the Great Ray Charles
are singing the blues
sat on stools of ice.

Bob Marley as stopped his wailing and
got himself some Tequila Gold whilst
Eddie Grant says he don't wanna dance and
is going home alone.

Bill and Ben are having a fight
they have gone and lost Young Zebeedee,
Kris and Leonard are pissed again but
singing happy songs for a change.


Jack and Jill are having a fumble
which will turn in to a rumble
when Mr. Ed finds out,
in the street the
bouncers are bouncing heads
like on every Friday night.

The Willows is rocking
The Willows is shocking
as I make my way home,
I've got Alice and Sylvie
to help me make it through the night.