Things my mother taught me….#3 Always leave home in a fresh pair of underpants.

Piss stained boxers,
Skiddy briefs,
Dirt stiff smalls with flash motif:
Make sure they’re clean
When you go out
In case you drop ‘em and hear a shout….

‘Dear god, get back,
Cover up that skid.
Don’t you wipe when you get rid?
Your Y-front’s stiff
And slightly yellow
Does urine drip from your old fellow?’

So Lotharios,
Do take note
If you want to keep your boat afloat
Keep them ironed
Keep them clean
Keep them fresh and women keen.