This is the tale of Jeremy vale
A man with a very small willy
Although it was said, he's a master in bed
But his dinkle just looked really silly

He read up on texts on how to have sex
and make ladies feel second to none
Despite being shy, he didn't half try
And every woman he touched she would come

But on went the lights and with willy in sight
The ladies just couldn't help laugh
They thought it a trick, the size of his dick
It almost looked folded in half

Poor Jez he felt sad all the ladies he'd had
Had found it so terribly funny
He sold all his stuff, till he had enough
To pay for an opp with his money

Now he's a god with a ginormous knob
And the ladies they beg for his cock
But the years he had cried, he still hurt inside
So now he just wanks in his sock