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By Phil
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26 January 2008 |
A post-Viagra Limerick
Not able to raise an erection,
To roger the source of affection;
He swallowed a pill,
Grew stiff – what a thrill!
But dropped dead from allergic reaction.
This unfortunate tale warns us all,
When our member won’t stand straight and tall:
Pills may make you large
And enable discharge
But dead-stiff won’t do it at all.
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Written by fellpony (1608 comments posted) 26th January 2008 | Phil, you really "take off" with the rude ones. Thought both of them were witty -
Our Phil likes his limericks rude
and his ladies presented as nude;
they're not always pretty
but he makes them witty,
which Lear (E) forgot to include.
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Written by Josie (2785 comments posted) 26th January 2008 |
The above mentioned pills:
A word to men writers, beware
They can also be bad for the hair
If you’re thinning on top
Think twice and then stop
Phil’s lost his, being quite unaware.
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Written by emilio (12 comments posted) 26th January 2008 | This type of poetry reminds me of a pair of socks i never wear.
I bet you, you were drinking some tea while you typed this.
While your dog was lickings its rectum. |
Written by emilio (12 comments posted) 26th January 2008 | This type of poetry reminds me of a pair of socks i never wear.
I bet you, you were drinking some tea while you typed this.
While your dog was lickings its rectum. | HI Phil
Written by jean.day (2279 comments posted) 27th January 2008 | | Great fun. I too enjoyed reading both the limericks. But I am not tempted to do it myself. |
Written by fellpony (1608 comments posted) 27th January 2008 | | Well done Emilio - one post for each sock not worn. Could you confine your remarks to the work and not the writer please? Comic verse is no less worthy than serious, nor rhymed/structured less worthy than free. If we sometimes have "poetic battles" here by writing silly verses at each other, what's wrong with a bit of fun? | Hello Phil,
Written by audrie (451 comments posted) 27th January 2008 | | Liked your two limericks on Viagra. Yes it is fun for us to have a sparring match with limericks. I'm going to post one but hope I don't get the PC brigade on my back! | Phil
Written by punchy (500 comments posted) 11th March 2008 | I've only just found this one. Its hilarious, Please do some more, I do like to smile  |
Written by Diddi (80 comments posted) 11th March 2008 | | Another one! Oh Joy! A thought for you reprobates, Viagra/Niagara. Hmm, I wonder? Well I'll leave that for you to ponder, I just read 'em. |
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