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By audrie
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27 January 2008 |
I do hope the PC brigade don't take offence at this! I know several people who are gay, I have to say all young men, and they are the most delightful people.
And they all thought this amusing!
A practising gay in Dunoon,
Took a lesbian up to his room,
As they lay on the bed,
The lesbian said,
'Who does what, and with what, and to whom?'
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Written by audrie (454 comments posted) 27th January 2008 | Perhaps I should have mentioned that I know several gay people, all of whom I think of highly. Don't want you thinking I'm homophobic.
And, incidentally, they all loved this limerick! | Sorry,
Written by audrie (454 comments posted) 27th January 2008 | | I don't know how to delete the above comment, as I decided to put it in the 'author's comments' instead. |
Written by Josie (2844 comments posted) 27th January 2008 | | Hmmm! The two people in the poem - - - is this what they are? You are a really naughty lady underneath your bonnet. Do the gentile people of Eastbourne know what your hobby is? ha ha |
Written by Phil (6951 comments posted) 27th January 2008 | Crikey - sounds like he needs plenty of practice if he's taking a woman up to his room.
Enjoyed this.
Phil | Change of Venue
Written by patterjack (1429 comments posted) 27th January 2008 | I met this limerick long ago when it referred to young man from Khartoum -- and I have indeed used it in grammar lessons -- with adults !
patterjack |
Written by Talisker (1331 comments posted) 27th January 2008 | Khartoum rhymes better than Dunoon.
And as self-appointed spokesperson for the Cowal Peninsula Tourist Board I must object to the very suggestion!
Oli |
Written by petetheverse (164 comments posted) 28th January 2008 | It's not the gays and the lesbians; it's the hermaphrodites who have the problems!
PTV |
Written by Fledermaus (3470 comments posted) 28th January 2008 | | ... and they went on talking, for they weren't interested in each other? | Hello all,
Written by audrie (454 comments posted) 28th January 2008 | I plead guilty to altering the name, but I didn't want a fatwa imposed on me!
I thought the bonny Scot's spokesman for the CTPB might pelt me with haggis, but that was a risk I was prepared to take.
I heard this donkey's years ago and wrote it down, as it amused me so much, but recently I came across it, so thought you'd enjoy it, too.
Probably patterjack is the only one old enough to have heard it before, being of my generation. Isn't that right, Brian? |
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