When you are forced into marriage.
With the only say you have is, ""I Do!""
When you get home and there's no food waiting.
Only a staring angry wife to meet you?
When you finally lay your tired body down on your bed.
And your wife retorts; ""Not tonight I have a headache!""
When you get up in the morning and your wife stays in bed;
While you prepare breakfast.
When you phone home from work and there is no response.
Because your wife is being entertained by your best friend.
When you have a birthday and there is no card or best wishes.
While your credit card has bounced.
It's all so obvious!