Hillbilly Willie
was feeling rather silly
and just a wee bit dizzy
from drinking that mountain hooch,
Willie's got a problem
he don't like to talk about,
lot's of spots and boils
in places you don't want to know.

And He can't help but wonder
about Dear Cousin Rose
down the valley in Temperance
who, so the story goes
once lived the high life in old LA,
now Willie he don't believe
all those old tales about what
Rosie brought back to the hills,
so he sits and he ponders
as he picks his nose,
squeezing his spots absently.

After a day of deep, deep thinking
Willie's about to see the Doc
but Willie's so scared and Willie he's a crying
thinking about his spots and Cousin Rosie,
now the Doc looks grim
no smiles from him
as he sits old Willie down,
now Willie the old Doc says
you must be brave,
just like a true mountain man
but truth be told Willie
your going to lose your Willey
were going to cut the damned thing off.

and that's the story of how
Hillbilly Willie
became a Filly.