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Archaeologists discover that Rome WAS built in a day...
By woody44
20 March 2008
 

Thanks to new advanced techniques using endoscopes and laser scanners, archaeologists have been able to prove beyond any reasonable doubt that, contrary to popular belief, Rome was indeed built in a day.      

    The experts now have irrefutable evidence from the remains of food samples and solidified excreta recovered from a site behind the Palatine Hill, that the workers were actually on the site for just over twenty six hours. However, allowing for meal breaks and the interruptions due to mass floggings, the building work must have been completed in under twenty-four hours.

     Professor Andrea Carupini, head of archaeology at Rome`s La Sapienza University, said the findings were extremely exciting and overthrew established beliefs that Romulus and Remus`s  Rome evolved over many years.

    But the findings have enraged certain members of  Rome`s elite archaeologist society, the Department of Cultural Heritage of the Rome Municipality. It`s chief spokesperson, Irene Brancoti, said to build a city the size of Rome using only the basic building techniques known in 753BC,  in just twenty-four hours, was impossible.   

    But Professor Carupini and his team are standing by their findings.

    `There is ample evidence that a workforce of  as many as twenty thousand men did indeed succeed in building in just one day, what, for the next few centuries, was to become the best known, and most feared city in the world.  

Reviews

Written by Fledermaus (3456 comments posted) 20th March 2008
Define Rome? I suppose Romulus and Remus could have set up some tents in one day, so if that was called Rome, then why not? Every city is founded at some day ;)

Written by nsperfect71 (44 comments posted) 20th March 2008
A nice piece of writing. Loved the 'mass floggings'. Well done.

Written by Bottleblondesurfer (3457 comments posted) 21st March 2008
I'd like to have seen the original estimate. Great concept and clever execution,Roger. I too giggled at the idea that tea-breaks and floggings went together, nice touch

Written by woody44 (777 comments posted) 27th March 2008
Thanks all. I got the idea of tea-breaks and mass floggings from my years working for BT.... 
 
Roger

Written by coosh (894 comments posted) 29th March 2008
Nice quirky idea, Woody. Reminded me a little of one of those items they squeeze in on the radio, where some university postgraduate has been paid to discover if toast always lands butter-side down, or whatever.. I thought you got the tone of it just right, and Carupini sounded a great little character... maybe he could simulate the Romans building Wembley Stadium or the Scottish Parliament. Very enjoyable.

Written by woody44 (777 comments posted) 29th March 2008
I think the Romans would have made a better job of both buildings David..or perhaps in a thousand years time people will look at them in the same referential way that we now look upon the Coliseum etc...and then again perhaps not.

Written by Josie (2825 comments posted) 2nd April 2008
Actually, what you say is true, for Rome started off as a couple of shacks which were finished on the first day. It has been steadily built onto ever since then, especially since Christianity hit the city.

Written by woody44 (777 comments posted) 2nd April 2008
There you go then Josie, truth sometimes is stranger than attempted satire... 
 
 
Roger

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