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| Merideth Prewer ( Filthy language warning) | |
| By punchy | ||||||||||||
| 25 March 2008 | ||||||||||||
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Again WARNING bad language! Meredeth Prewer had a mouth like a sewer But her appearance angelic and slight When She opened her mouth, jaws would drop south And old ladies would faint out of fright A popular girl with a head full of curls And a figure that all lads would rate But her swearing so crude and opinions so rude That she never got asked on a date She'd flutter her eyes and the best looking guys Would approach from every direction They'd give her a wink and buy her a drink And eagerly wait her affection Then she'd say "cheers, I've been waiting for years for a fucking good looker like you I'll just grab my bag, then we'll have a quick shag Or I'll give you a wank in the loo". Despite sounding fun, the men would just run
And leave her there standing alone
Then lonely she'd drink and head home
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