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By punchy
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29 March 2008 |
Plaese add verses as I've lost all inspiration?
Have you ever tripped in public
Or stumbled on a path
And hoped than no one saw you
And then you heard a laugh
Have you had a conversation
With a tutor or a peer
When you laugh and from your nostril falls
The greeny of the year
Have you listened to a lecture
When no one makes a sound
And your stomach starts objecting hard
And people turn around
Or you see a person wave at you
You wave and shout out "HI"
Then you see it wasn't you they meant
Embarrassed , you could cry
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Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 29th March 2008 | Yes, most of the above.
Good one. |
Written by Phil (6713 comments posted) 29th March 2008 | Have you ever clenched your arse cheeks tight
To trap your breaking fart
Only to leave an SBD
That chokes and makes eyes smart?
Glossary: SBD - silent but deadly a common abbreviation fom my childhood.
PP, you do this sort of thing really well. Always worth a red and a smile.
Phil |
Written by Phil (6713 comments posted) 29th March 2008 | | ReAd and smile. Ooops. |
Written by punchy (500 comments posted) 29th March 2008 | THanks Steve and Phil
Phil your verse is well funny. I've been trying to do a farting one for about half an hour but just couldn't get one out!!!
SBD still used in my houshold. |
Written by Josie (2785 comments posted) 29th March 2008 | Have you had a fit of giggles
When you had to read the news? (Charlotte Green)
Or been woken by a neighbour
When in church you had a snozze?
The minister at church asked my mother, on the way out, if she'd enjoyed her little nap.(Years' ago). But I had to keep waking a neighbour in church once, but she was in her 90s - and the sermon was a bit boring.
You wrote this very well Punchy. I agree with Phil. | No - not a snozze -
Written by Josie (2785 comments posted) 29th March 2008 | Yes - quite right: A snooze. (I hope none of my former students see this!) I used to teach typing. (shhh)
| Ooh, I really can associate..
Written by Brett (782 comments posted) 29th March 2008 | Have you ever dressed for work
And felt so far advanced
Then sneezed so hard that it caused
Yourself to shit your pants?
Have you ever dressed for work
And strode out with all might
To find you are a little bit pissed
And it's the middle of the night?
Have you journeyed Tesco's aisles
And seen a familiar arse
Say "Shift your cheeks, you great fat cow"
And find that it's not theirs.
Guilty of all the above.
Thanks for the confession, punchy, and thanks for an enjoyable read - love the bogies.
Cheers |
Written by punchy (500 comments posted) 29th March 2008 | Josie, did you really make a spelling mistake? At this rate you'll be writing poems about farts too.
Like the verse
Brett, that is so funny, did you really say" shift your cheeks,you great fat cow"? That is fantastic, did you get a slap?. |
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