Well, what do you think I am?
I work all day and never rest for you and all your friends
I'm up early in the morning and then sleep when your day ends.
I'm a lonely soul at night-time as I sleep under your bed.
I've a tongue, that's very certain, but not in someone's head.
What am I?
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Written by Phil (6645 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
| Hmm - thinking. |
Written by Josie (2732 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
| What sleeps under your bed Phil. Think. Comes OUT in the morning. ha ha |
Written by Phil (6645 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
I've just been to look, Josie. There' no one /nothing asleep under the bed. I know what comes out in the morning - but you're far too proper for that.
Phil |
Written by Josie (2732 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
| Not yet, I hope, but perhaps later - or perhaps you have a bed which goes down to the floor and so it's not possible to put anything under it. Perhaps it's kept in a cupboard somewhere else? We'll definitely have to find out where you keep such things. Come on Phil. Lonely soul, although it has a friend. |
Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
Up North you probably still have ####pots under your beds? But with tongue?? Yuck!!!
A pair of shoes - a large snake (possibly the trouser variety) - the wife? |
Not yet, I hope, but perhaps later
Written by Phil (6645 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
Not yet, I hope, but perhaps later - Josie, you're sounding decidedly frisky!
Phil |
The prize goes to - - - -
Written by Josie (2732 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
Not strictly right Steve, but I think we can give you the prize. The answer is a shoe.
I think that was too easy. I'll think of another one, but harder next time.
As for Phil - his mind was in quite the wrong direction! Try again. |
Written by Phil (6645 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
Ah, see. We don't have shoe in this part of Lancashire - just wellies. Us posh types don't put them under the bed - we line them up in pairs in the parlour. (Next to the umbrellas.)
Phil |
Written by Phil (6645 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
How about this one:
What's pink and hangs out your grandad's Y-fronts? |
Written by Josie (2732 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
| Ah yes. His tie - rather a long one. Yes, his tie, naturally! |
Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
His bald head.
P.S. A trouser snake with a tongue? I clearly hadn't thought that one through!! |
Written by Phil (6645 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
No. Your grandma - on washing day. Filthy minded pair.
Phil |
Written by Josie (2732 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
| Excuse me, but I said hislong tie. What's filthy about wearing a long tie? Bad man! Ship him back to the land of the rain. |
Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
Phil, I'll have you know that my grandfather had a bald head.
I know what you were thinking, you dirty #######! |
Written by Fledermaus (3238 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |
Let's not say what I'm thinking...  |
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