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By punchy
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29 March 2008 |
Have I lowered the tone adequately?
A tiny puff of air
crept out between my thighs
A fanny fart I called it
a curious surprise
Am I the only lady
to have this adult skill?
And how it comes in usefull
to dampen male thrill
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Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 29th March 2008 | I used to have a girlfriend who would threaten to fart if I tickled her, and yet another girlfriend who was adept at the kind of fart you allude to in your poem (although I probably had a hand in things!)
Both of them made me laugh, and heither of them dampened my ardour. |
Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 29th March 2008 | Or even, NEITHER of them.
Heither was a ladyboy and I never touched her, your honour, honest!! |
Written by punchy (500 comments posted) 29th March 2008 | | "A hand in things"? ouch! |
Written by Josie (2785 comments posted) 29th March 2008 | Do you know - I'm wondering what has happened to you Mrs Punchy. You'll have Fellpony out in force to moderate you if you don't watch it. ha ha
PS Did you use iambic feet or trochees to assist you? |
Written by punchy (500 comments posted) 29th March 2008 | | Iambic feet or trochees ? no I just relaxed a little too much and it just came out! |
Written by Phil (6730 comments posted) 29th March 2008 | Hip hip hurray - for poem that made me laugh - and the last comment that made me laugh more. I had a (female) friend who could fanny-fart at will. She'd punctuate our immature, male bluster with a well placed guff to tell us we were talking bollocks. The fact she was a stunner really made us pull our socks up.
Phil |
Written by stevetroster (1549 comments posted) 29th March 2008 |  |
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