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What am I (easy)
By punchy
30 March 2008
Never done one of these but Josie has inspired me. This is a very easy one and a bit crap too.


Men
like to play with me
 and ladies have a go
I vibrate sometimes accordingly
 Theres bits of me that glow
I can create a laugh or two
I can make people cry
And sometimes people howl with joy
Plug me in and try

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Written by punchy (487 comments posted) 29th March 2008
oh maybe it's not easy, possibly it''s just bad.

Written by Phil (6629 comments posted) 29th March 2008
Hmmm.  
 
Not crap at all. 
 
I'm rather fond of mine. :grin  
 
Phil

Written by punchy (487 comments posted) 29th March 2008
Have you been playing with yours today?

Written by Brett (722 comments posted) 29th March 2008
This puts me very much in mind of a hamster I once had; we fed it on rogan josh and kept it in the bath. 
 

Written by Phil (6629 comments posted) 29th March 2008
Not yet - but there's time.

Written by punchy (487 comments posted) 29th March 2008
Well if you find the time ,have fun. I find that the vibrating puts me off and I lose my grip, but I bet you being a man hold it firm! :eek  
Brett , Im shocked, Hamsters? Gerbils? Felching? are you implying that a lady such as I would have such an unclean mind?
Far from it...
Written by Brett (722 comments posted) 29th March 2008
But if you feed a hamster on rogan josh and keep it in a bath of water it will, at given moments, both glow and vibrate. If there are any children reading, then you must try this at home... 
 
Cheers

Written by Josie (2720 comments posted) 29th March 2008
It's the father Christmas that my grandchildren had, who could dance when plugged in. Dance? Well, vibrate. My grandson thought he was funniest when he just fell off the table, onto the floor and was broken. It's obviously a toy of this sort I would say.

Written by punchy (487 comments posted) 30th March 2008
Still awaiting the correct answer ? I know Phil has one as does my husband although I have never played with Phils!

Written by Phil (6629 comments posted) 30th March 2008
Not I, Mr Punchy's.

Written by Phil (6629 comments posted) 30th March 2008
Nor - doh

Written by Veronica_Milvus (591 comments posted) 30th March 2008
aha! 
 
a mobile phone...?
Nope
Written by punchy (487 comments posted) 30th March 2008
Keep guessing.  
 

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