CAREER DEVELOPMENT

 

Bring all your poor, your huddled masses,

the halt, the lame, the chattering classes,

the blank of brain, the glazed of eye,

those whose is not to reason why,

the clueless, gormless, psychopaths

who can’t be left to run their baths,

who cannot spell, or type, or plan,

who have a short attention span,

who can’t co-ordinate a meeting,

can’t save a file without deleting,

who spam you with their “reply-all”,

but can’t pick up the phone and call,

who can’t interpret contract clauses,

who have no grip on market forces,

all those who failed their first-aid courses -

and give them jobs in Human Resources.