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Genetic intent ( slightly rude)
By punchy
31 March 2008
 Don't even ask it just came out!

I met a gent from long gone shores
Who saved the sperm he sent
His purpose for this abstract keep
 Was genetically intent
 
He froze it all in mustard jars
Thousands filled his freezer
But truth be told, his cause was good
For he a gorgeous geezer
 
Now if your blessed with brain and looks
And healthy genes to give
Then why the hell not keep your sperm
So more like you could live
 
The sad thing is that where he lived
A hurricane took hold
And power cuts destroyed his freeze
 and heat created mould
 
All the years he'd waisted time
With glove, syringe and bag
He could have just enjoyed the wanks
Or even tried a shag

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Written by Brett (731 comments posted) 31st March 2008
With verse like this you should be making money hand over fist, ho, ho, ho. 
 
Still,
Written by patterjack (1159 comments posted) 31st March 2008
I fear that Shakespeare in his sonnets anticipated at least part of what you say here. 
 
Not that [B]he[/B was troubled by refrigeration problems-- he was a bit more immediate , shall we say. 
 
patterjack]

Written by Steve_K (54 comments posted) 31st March 2008
Excellent, you have me laughing to myself :)

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