No sex please we’re British
Only cheekiness works to plunder
The tip of the insolent tongue

As deep beneath the surface of catacomb
Like horrors chained under tap
Castaways to Islands be gone

Schizophrenic by the hoards
Raping and pillaging aboriginal lore
For a bit of bum

Soldiers of empire Asian massage
Extreme in habits fortuned in allegiance
Salute royal heir to the throne

Bombast Afro-Caribbean Somali Iraqi
Pakistani Muslim Baptist Jewish and Coptic
Egyptian red light and bone

Triple X on satellite macho sadistic
Chattering classes sexual dodos
Country pubs with Sudoku subdued

Soldiers of fortune public school bathroom
Appetite if dared as they watch and stare
Ready to pounce on the lot